The 6th Annual Titillating

2 HOUR 2 TECATE

⚔ This year's theme ♛
Dungeons & Drag Queens
Costume required. Wizards, dragons, queens, all of the above. The more absurd the better.
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What

Climb the whole Tecate in full Dungeons & Drag Queens costume: a 9-pitch link-up (5.7–5.9) from Cracked Wall to the hikers' summit of Bishop Peak. Every pitch will have fixed lines, so top rope solo or bring a partner.

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When
Sat, Nov 14 · 10 AM
2026. Show up in costume, ready to climb.
Where
Cracked Wall
Bishop Peak, San Luis Obispo. The whole Tecate will be on fixed lines.
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Who
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Route Guide

The map of the Tecate: every pitch, with photos and terrible beta.

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Past Glory

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Rules of Play

What is this?
Climb the Tecate and crag at Cracked Wall in costumes. The whole Tecate will have fixed lines on it! Come ready to top rope solo and/or with a partner. Don't know how to TRS? Come join on Tuesdays to learn! PS: Grigris are not a fun choice for TRS.
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    Rules & gear
    1. Costumes are required. The more absurd the better. Theme is Dungeons and Drag Queens. 2. No dying/injuries allowed. Strictly enforced. 3. Bring the gear you need to climb the Tecate. Either a top rope solo kit or ~12 draws and some hand-fist cams for Flakes. 4. Climbing is inherently dangerous. Climb at your own risk. You are responsible for your own safety.
    The 9 pitches

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    A climber at the base of Cracked Wall wearing a tower of Tecate cases as a hat
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